theclearlydope:

"My bruise looks like outer space."
It’s beautiful. 
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theclearlydope:

"My bruise looks like outer space."

It’s beautiful. 

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senpaiofficial:

dr-frohman:

senpaiofficial:

im a legal adult

I thought that was a 20 round mag at first wtf

have u ever been so punk u took a bite out of a STANAG magazine

senpaiofficial:

dr-frohman:

senpaiofficial:

im a legal adult

I thought that was a 20 round mag at first wtf

have u ever been so punk u took a bite out of a STANAG magazine

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mcsvvagger:

tell me this man isnt an icon

mcsvvagger:

tell me this man isnt an icon

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

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loving-lucy:

Happy Birthday Lucille Desiree Ball | August 6, 1911 - April 26, 1989

“She is one of the few individuals in history to be on a solely first name basis with the world: Marilyn, Elvis, Lucy. She was a national treasure. She remains a world icon, recognizable from Tallahassee to Timbuktu from Paduach to Peru. No other performer in any medium of either sex has inspired the devotion and generated the international love and appreciation that she has. Said one admirer: “Lucy…is a common denominator for nations, continents, and hemispheres, doing in entertainment what others have not accomplished in professional diplomacy.” - Women Pioneers in Television

"The sun never sets on Lucille Ball. All over this worried world tonight, nations of untold millions are watching reruns they also watched the first time around. Joy requires no translation. God wanted the world to laugh, and he invented you. Many were called, but you were chosen. All of the funny hats, the baggy pants, the mustaches and the wigs, and the pratfalls and and the blacked out teeth - they didn’t fool us one minute. We saw through all the disguises, and what we found inside is more than what we deserve." - Sammy Davis, Jr.

"She’s given the world so much darn enjoyment, Lucille Ball is the best loved star in show business." - Ed Sullivan

"One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now, but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever." - Bob Hope 


the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

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ruinedchildhood:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANNA NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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ruinedchildhood:

Turn down for wha?!


guidedogintraining:

11 months of Stella.

2 months old to 13 months old.